You’re right, we should totally wait for the dead hookers.

Is he related to the kid who only hit homers?

So pumped to see this story on True Detective Season 3.

“it would be a smart move on the person who punched to come in and tell his side before we get the victim and hear his side.”

it would be a smart move on the person who punched to come in and tell his side before we get the victim and hear his side.

Can I still be surprised that she pimped out her own daughter for $100? Because I’m not a prostitute connoisseur, but that seems ... really low.

If anyone knows about Bullshit Football, it’s the Titans.

Mariota’s injury is nothing serious, especially compared to Jake Locker suffering a detached retina while watching that hit.

And yet, he had no issue taking a complimentary car from a place calling itself Kunes.

“Well now it’s wasted! You’re still fucking alive!”

Today in the proceedings of Buffer v. SalsaShark...

You know, if China wants their fake land grab to last, they’d damned well better stop contributing so much to climate change. Otherwise, that shit will be underwater and irrelevant in no time.

As much as I was gloating over the Rangers’ misfortunes last night, and as annoyed as I was when the whiners started flooding the internet, I kind of feel bad for Andrus right now. This is how you handle a heartbreaking loss: own your mistakes and acknowledge that this is baseball, sometimes shit happens. Too bad his…

“Sarkisian ran up $106 in minibar charges in one day ...”

I hardly think drinking a Heineken and four ounces of white zinfandel constitutes an alcohol problem.

Tim Tebow: Seeing as her pregnancy’s just starting to show, I guess “baby powder”.

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While I both like Bomani Jones and agree 100% with the idea that college players should get paid...I think it’s bullshit to think that someone cannot have genuine sympathy for someone else’s injury just because they DON’T agree that players should get paid.

Not even close. Danny is spot on in this one. But I know that doesn’t fit with the lean of this site.

That’s a grade-A coup-de-grace by Jones there. “Motherfucker, we’re doing THE SAME THING right now.”