It’s the team’s fault for scheduling mandatory workouts after the regular season is over. That’s when Mets players go golfing.

This is what happens when parents tell their kids they are special snowflakes and give them whatever they want.

You’re so right the people that are paid to know the rulebook should get a pass imo

Are you there, God? It’s me, DogFister. I sit here before you, asking as a humble/self-loathing Lions fan, why do you hate us?

NFL Network: “Well, I must say, it’s an unusual request...but, sure, I guess we could send another on-site reporter to Buffalo...”

Well, colour me surprised.

To be fair, it’d be cruel to make Buffalo fans snort their coke off a mirror.

Random tangent: does anyone else really enjoy getting super baked before assembling Ikea furniture? I can’t explain why, but hand me a joint and an unopened Ikea box, and I’m a happy man.

I don’t really understand what Delonte West has to do with Kobe, but I’ll take your word for it.

Weird. Back-to-back stories about farting hot dogs.

Important takeaway here: even players who can’t make the shitty Dolphins roster can nonetheless shut down Ryan Tannehill.

You do not want to make an enemy out of me. I’m not having it. I’ve done nothing wrong.

Try looking at a picture of him playing baseball.

Ichiro is so awesome. Imagine if he started playing in the majors when he was 20 instead of 29. He’d have had one of the greatest careers ever.

You can now get fired for stating the obvious.

I’ll give you the stupidest reason I can think of, and it might very well scratch at the truth of it. Alternate uniforms, the Oregonification of football. Kids are dumb and like new and shiny. Texas is burnt orange and white, forever, the nouveau riche of college football have powder black/chrome helmets and fifty…

“Ray Rice is a scumbag, Hope Solo is innocent” -Jezebel Readers

when did Jezebel change its name to Douchebros?

Looks like its curtains for her.

I’m guessing this problem disappears in 15 seconds