You guys are such fucking tools. 10-1 game. He held his follow through for 2 fucking minutes and went all mvp juice Brett Boone. Fuck that guy. Hes a fucking nobody on a garbage team. He deserves to get drilled and he’s lucky he didn’t get his teammate drilled. But the entitled petulant children that write and comment…

And if you have “the appropriate upbringing,” usually 1 is not a prerequisite of 2 at some universities.

Those are the same glasses as Jake Jarmel

Nah, he is for sure finance or marketing.

Hanley Ramirez’ white cousin, if I had to guess.

Not only that, but the guy who dropped the ball is going to be in deep shit when Jake Jarmel finds out he stole his glasses.

By the looks of it, he’s used to people handing him things his whole life. Ayooooooooo.

Ginger needs to accept being ginger. Too much money spent avoiding reality, broseph. Your dad will never accept you.

Nah. Jetes never fumbled a muff.

3 muffs in the stands? Jeter-esque.

Well after Rose’s media day comments, someone needed to hit him.

LOL. Guess that “Free Agent 2017” and “I need to ensure my son’s future” talk yesterday was a little premature . . .

Someone please explain to me why Derrick Rose brought up race in this interview yesterday. Starting watching at 2 minute mark. http://www.nba.com/video/channels…

Oh yeah, the NBA is still a thing. Thanks for reminding me.

His role in the incident? It looks to me like his sole role was having an easily accessible neck.

You’d think Cromartie would understand that when it comes to children, people make mistakes.

You’re the Cleveland Browns of Deadspin commenting

Now that I see it in action, I’m on board with Trump building a wall to separate the rest of us from the Browns.

I don’t care about the Bears. I really don’t. But imagining that man taking off his team’s jersey and leaving the stadium is about the saddest thing I’ve ever imagined. I think I have to walk away and take a break. Geez.

This brought me way more joy than it should have. Fuck you, Grimes family.