If he didn’t flop and dive as much as he did, he wouldn’t have to worry about the camera guys being too close.

Or............. Lebron could just, oh I don’t know, not flop himself onto the ground every time someone breathes on him. The play in question where Lebron hit his head on the camera was an obvious flop and the NBA doesn’t have the cojones to call him out for it.

The solution is obvious. If LeBron’s dick wasn’t so small, the photographers would be able to see it without sitting so close.

I blame Chip Kelly.

Does being fired from your own website count as being defeated?

Legal slide tackling is the NBA’s only way to compete with wall-to-wall women’s soccer coverage on Deadspin.

Lebron should get an Oscar for some of this acting.

There appear to be separate rules for the teams tonight. I know it’s become trite to bag on nba refs, but LeBron just did his best Mike Alstott impression and they called Igoudala for the foul. Presumably, he sweated on LeBron.

How was this NOT J.R. Smith?

I back whatever course that prohibits some dip yelling “mashed potatoes” after every shot.

“You don’t wanna see what she did to me”-Hope Solo’s vagina

Proving once again that horse racing doesn’t have many stars, just a bunch of “glue guys”.

Wait, they said he was only going to be out 3-4 months. At this rate he should be back for game 6.

A Cleveland fan calling out bandwagoners? MY SIDES HAVE IMPLODED

“died by suicide” has to be one of the sloppiest phrases I’ve heard in awhile. You commit suicide or you kill yourself. Suicide is a motive, not a method.

It’s so true. Flawless minivan = low-risk white suburban family. Dented minivan = seventeen illegal immigrants with gang affiliation and cocaine hidden in door panel. I know, that sounds harsh, but I didn’t make the rules, so stop yelling at me.

False. There are no DC residents, just people permanently too tired to try to commute home.

List of DC Residents’ Worst Fears:

I dont know what my favorite part of the HR clip is: the three shots of his dad as he gets more and more emotional or Gallo trying so hard not to smile as he rounds the bases.