Teb0w - “I am against consensual sex out of wedlock”

Welp. Each knows a guy who can get you wasted on water.

Both have very strong opinions about what is okay to do with/to other people’s genitals.

Cyclists and cops - two groups that often think they are above the law and are loved only by their own kind.

Step 1: Get rid of Austin Rivers

To be fair, the Earth also has a terrible grounds crew.

You're excused for asking.

Pictured: A person I would not want to screw out of money

The thing about this story that I love is that there are absolutely no winners or sympathetic figures (except the two poor schmucks who lost their jobs and are Public Enemies Nos. 1 & 2 in their homes). Anyway, the rest of them all deserve each other completely and forever. Fuck. Them. All.

This makes me laugh my ass off every time I watch it.

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This is my favorite thing in sports.

Mayweather approves of the bring them in for a hug technique.

I fucking love that Tom Brady is hated by the people that actually know him, just as much as I hate him.

Please let this be for Brady what gambling was for Pete Rose.

Race baiting at its finest.

Using Stephen A. Smith as a source to defend your argument is usually a sign that you’ve chosen a peculiar hill to die on.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Caddies should be seen and not heard when it comes to other golfers.