Deion should have shut the fuck up years ago, but I think that was Michael Irvin interrupting Rich. I wish both of them would shut the fuck up for the rest of time.

+1 This comment brought me so much joy.

cnn.com clickbait version:

I'm cap retarded, but according to Karowhat37 he recently restructured his deal to free up $24 million in cap space. I assume that's spread over the length of his contract but don't know when it expires and I'm too drunk to look it up. If that's true, it would seem that it just got a little easier for them to…

Its also interesting to note that Kapernick started to suck after they traded away Alex Smith- the player who was responsible for taking Harbaughs playcalls and translating them from written english into Big Pun lyrics for Kapernick to tattoo all over his body like hes the main character of memento or whatever. Hard…

Somehow he will end up with the Patriots. Shit.

Touche sir. Touche.

I'm not saying Tom is or isn't a "white progressive" (don't know Tom, but like his posts), but based on this article it seems reasonable to infer that he does not agree with the Ferguson verdict:

Correct, because those are the common threads in all of the causes Sharpton has taken up in the recent past.

Somehow I don't see Al Sharpton coming to his defense in the future...

Are we sure you weren't at the FSU library last night?

In an odd way, the comments on this entry are the most uplifting I've read in quite some time. Often comments devolve into sarcasm and sports hate (not real hate) - which also happen to be my favorite thing about Deadspin. But when I see heartfelt compassion from many of the most hilarious, snarky posters it hits me…

Is it just me or does it look like the pitch bounced in the fucking grass more than 8 feet in front of the plate? Looks like cricket.

If I was Adrian Peterson, I'd put up the bail so I could punish him myself - just out of lack of faith in the judicial system.

How's that?

Cue RGME finding some way to blame this on Mike Shanahan in a tweet about his "haters" despite the fact it's clear he isn't smart enough to make the reads necessary to be a successful NFL QB yet. Keep trying the Michael Vick blueprint buddy. They're obviously better off with Cousins.

Can't wait for the media to tackle this one. White commissioner takes it "too easy" on a black player by issuing the harshest domestic violence related penalty to date, knowing the black players association wouldn't support a more severe penalty. Media is outraged after video of black player is shown on video…

I respect her even more for not playing the race card. She was great despite being put in an unenviable position. She seems to understand how the sports reporting world works.

Gambling with someone that lives in a $10k house just doesn't feel right.