I wish you could gamble on future PED test failures. I'd bet the house on Machado.

He was better in the children's book about the Emancipation Proclamation.

Die in a fire.

God, that poor kid on the keyboard. You could tell from his voice he was already scared shitless, then you can see his confidence wilt frame by frame when the keyboard collapses.

Africans fighting amongst themselves?? Stop the presses...

I love it when baseball players retaliate against a blatant plunking (as long as no one is hit in the head). That being said, in this case it was bush league. It seems pretty clear that Lohse didn't mean to hit either batter.

She needs to try putting both on her hips then, cause one isn't cutting it.

Well, there's your problem...

Over/under on Machado being busted for PED's is 4 months.

Eddie George is strangely adamant that Bryant is suffering from CTE...

[Trent Richardson]: "McNabb's not that big of a prick..."

I'd rather have McCarver every game than Doris Burke twice a season.

Yeah cause only a Jets fan would consider premeditated murder calloused. Thanks for making my point.

"That's just a young kid being an idiot"

Yeah I agree that it seems callou... HE MIGHT HAVE KILLED SOMEONE YOU STUPID CUNT. How calloused was that?!

Yeah nothing was found. Oh oops, maybe something was: http://deadspin.com/5713743/yes-ca…

sublime

If George Zimmerman (who's Hispanic) has a different, traditional Hispanic last name this never even makes the front page of the news. In other words, its only newsworthy because he has a Caucasian-sounding last name. So, of course blame "white people".