The NBAers lost the game, because they'd like to return home

"I agree."

it argues that no team in the NFL should sign Michael Vick, for the sake of the children.

To make up for his transgressions, LaBeauf will run twenty career suicides.

He should know by now that living in Oklahoma means no Perks.

If no one ever says anything, nothing ever changes.

The Bears were just secretly hoping that giving Cutler such a sweet, sweet deal would kill him.

Retribution for a liquor store ho ho hold up gone wrong.

I'm more of a blastoff celebrations kind of guy:

And that little girl's name? Kobe Bryant.

In Soviet Russia, person surreptitiously records State.

Long time, no music recs, DUANers. Let' remedy that:

We were both beaten to it actually. I will now commit seppuku.

It's a clever homage to the fact that most people who eat at Jimmy John's are high/wasted.

+1

Nelson Mandela, 1918-2013

I'll send your condolences to her utterly confused mother.

Nets Give Lawrence Frank Four Years of Detention

I'm conflicted on how to vote... if only there were some other commenters here to moralize to me & others about how we don't "get" the site the same way they do if we vote no...

Sweet potatoes, or getting hit by a car?