ClintonPortishead
Clinton Portishead
ClintonPortishead

Hmmmm.....

Most NFL coaches have a Type A personality; Rex Ryan has a Type II.

On one hand, Incognito has already begun bothering his agent, David Dunn, to line him up a new gig, but on the other hand, knows he could probably use a vacation.

The most shocking part of this story is Incognito having a rudimentary understanding of fractions.

"Fuck the Browns."

That tag hasn't been used since John Wayne Gacy live-tweeted his basement remodel.

Eyewitness accounts state the car's passenger yelled "MEXICO OR BUST!" and the driver chose the first available option.

Romo's career is incapable of being summed up with a pithy descriptor... Basically, he's Dan Marino and needs a ring to become John Elway.

This is what was missing from all of baseball's previous arbitration hearings: leaks!

"Goddamnit. This shit again."

Look at the bright side, Roy: between your skin color and the parameters of your confinement, you'll be the only thing to survive a crash.

+1, bro

time really does heal all wounds

WIETERS

I'm sure you can take some solace in your total ownership of the O's. Big WC weekend series coming up against the A's, taking my GF to her first MLB game on Saturday. Gotta win 2 out of the 3 or chances look slimmer than a bulimic during Ramadan.

You see Chris Davis just hit that one over the Mason Dixon line?

Oh you know, tricks are tricks. I still pop my abnormally large head in from time-to-time during the day, whenever I'm blessed to comment.

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Haven't been round these parts in a bit, but a new music rec for old time's sake: