Meh, I'm still around, sometimes. Made a couple comments yesterday.

"As Annie Leibovitz once famously said, 'no hard knock life for us, thank you.'"

There's Nothing Barring Steve Ballmer From Moving The Clippers

Sure, laugh it up, but there's historical precedence here. World War I was also started by the toppling of an heir-y Naval.

Cutler then celebrated by mainlining three Picksy Sticks.

These fools should've taken lessons on discreteness from Jamie Moyer, who always carried with him a small, unassuming mason jar of tar from the La Brea Pit he was found in.

Yes, "very convincing" University letters often contain multiple grammatical errors & typos.

Huh. You'd really think New Orleans would be sick of carrying water by now.

- "I don't know, Jimbo, I guess I just fail to see the purpose of a "What's My Dad Doing Right Now?" button in a race car."

"Their names are Chang Sue and Steven. They live in my basement. Okay contestants, pick up your buzzers!"

"Look, time... time can be deceptive."

"Standing 4'4", from Springfield, your starting point guard...R-R-R-R-R-RALPH WIGGUMMMMMMMMM!!"

Derek Jeter, according to Fortune, is a greater leader than Gabby Giffords

The original script called for an anvil to be dropped on his head, but it turns out Boris Diaw is afraid of heights.

A.C. Green?

Cereal is terrible and so are all of you

Wear the flat front.