ClintonPortishead
Clinton Portishead
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Jesus college is expensive.

Potato.

We've got an email out to Whitlock.

you would be SHOCKED to learn how much they pay attention to when it comes to MMA media.

Fantastic.

"Thanks Bobby, but if I cared what an over-glorified, self-important, & righteously vindictive relic who society lost the need for a century ago thinks, I'd have met with Bud Selig by now."

"I couldn't even beat Glass fucking Joe," Tyson told TMZ.

"Dude relax, we only wanted to go out for a beer."

After reading Jason Reid's article this week, Hernandez wisely decided to forgo the sleeves.

Maurice Jones-Drew Will Not Face Charges

Angels Fans Are Not Paying Attention

Anyone else fucking sick of GEICO's viral marketing?

Kendrick Perkins Sold His Dog on Twitter

By overturning a deserved penalty which then ultimately led to massive financial gains for all involved, Texas A&M finally proved itself worthy of the SEC.

The Best Thing About These Finals: There Are No Goats

"The fuck is 9/11?"

"Stewart [sic] Scott came down once, and it was very awkward."

I'm never getting my prize for my Comment of the Fortnight from 2007, am I?

... that kid is 18, btw