You, good sir, have inspired me. Here's another.

I'm pimping this song everywhere tonight. This concludes your edition of Nobody Cares What Obscure Music You Like, Dude.

He's the fellow who first goes backward between the legs (impressive)

You know what needs to be done. Get your camera, I'll meet you at Glenn Beck's house.

That last part sounds like what Brett Favre probably said when he lost his virginity.

The United States: where everyone has a reasonable expectation of privacy, until enough of us say you don't.

You're right; I should re-classify my focus from why it was reported to why anybody gives a fuck. I find our current levels of cultural voyeurism strange and unsettling, and in my aforementioned naivete, hope for a time and a place where this kind of ultimately minor shit is shrugged off for what it is and nobody is…

I think it's a pretty far leap from Hamilton, who, while not turning down stories/interview requests, is at the center of our attention because the media dictates it, to Kim Kardashian, a fame whore shoving her personal life down our throats every chance she gets. I also think it's a cop-out to say "you chose to be…

Yeah, as I previously conceded, it's a naive notion in our society as currently constructed; I'm really just trying to think in larger context about why this has to be the case.

Again, sweep WHAT under the rug? That he got intoxicated? Why is this important? Relapses are a part of the recovery process for most people, and he didn't cause any trouble. Why is choosing not to report on something because it's irrelevant sweeping it under the rug?

I don't follow the auto-logic behind viewing wealth and privacy as mutually exclusive entities. Josh Hamilton makes that much money because that's what the market values his skills at— due to his natural talent and hard-work, he's honed his craft to the point that he's one of the best in the game and brings that much…

Did what out in the open? Drink some beers? How obscene. Look, I know the prevailing wisdom is that if you're an alcoholic you can't touch beer ever, but the man is an adult and a free citizen and retains free will in spite of previous bad decisions. If he was causing trouble and starting fights and licking condiments…

Apologies if this was already discussed, but is anyone else uncomfortable with Josh Hamilton's relapse as a news story? (I don't mean Deadspin's coverage in particular, just the fact that nobody really seemed to blink at the reporting of his consumption of beer.) Obviously his history of addiction and the fact that…

I laughed.

* Spend $0.18 on food

+1

Gaudelli expects to be judged not on the spectacle, but on the nuts

imagine a hell where it's always the week before the Super Bowl, and the Super Bowl never comes.

In Los Angeles, Two Seconds Last Forever

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