This one is better.

CPH LIKES INDIE MUSIC, DAMMIT

Yeah, but recognizing that would require that they actually read the article and didn't just scan the title and note that the author's name is not their own.

Ha.

+1

Is there anything more Gawker than Drew writing "Do you know ANYONE under the age of 50 who watches Letterman or Leno on a regular basis?" and 50 commenters earnestly answering with a personal anecdote about their friend from college/cousin's roommate/co-worker's maid's OBGYN who, they'll have you know, in fact does?

Beach Week > Restaurant Week > Shark Week > Spirit Week > Being Weak > Blood Week

Dead Angler And More

but state law in Minnesota does extend DWI charges to most things with motors

+1

Publicist: Oh shit! LeBron, there's a truck coming right for us! Make that sound with your bike bell to let him know we're here!

Little known fact, but Tim Tebow actually once starred in a porn. Sadly, production had to be shut down following the first scene, during which he attempted to throw his partner onto the couch but instead sent her flying through a sheet of dry-wall fifteen feet to the left.

Digging it. Did I send you any of the new Chairlift yet?

And now, for the benefit of UweBollocks, David Hume, and possibly one other person: CPH's indie selection of the night. Sponsor not yet found.

Close enough.

Bon Jovi x Bon Iver = Bon Joviver

Wow.

It's funny until you find out the cat was on crystal meth.

I love the shit out of indie music. If I weren't here making jokes about AIDS and Connor Clapton, I'd be on some other site crafting penis puns out of The Tallest Man on Earth song titles and attributing fake quotes to Will Sheff.

That sounds like something out of a hilarious screenplay.