ClintonPortishead
Clinton Portishead
ClintonPortishead

"The analyses showed pot didn't appear to harm lung function, but cigarettes did. Cigarette smokers' test scores worsened steadily during the study. Smoking marijuana as often as one joint daily for seven years, or one joint weekly for 20 years was not linked with worse scores."

25% of the things on Grantland are good-to-great, and 75% are fucking inane. You can guess which category I'd place this in.

Do things turn good again when the sun comes up?

I'm with you. Don't get it.

Ah thanks, I've been wondering why my account that I haven't used in 2+ years was still picking up followers.

I take it you're not a Superman fan?

Also per Chris Mortensen? 1.0 stupid haircuts.

Beat Rowe to subject?

Thank you for the bold-ing of "nothing is off limits." Moreso than anything, I wish commenters (both prospective and realized) would understand that neither subject matter nor form ever dictates humor— only humor does. There could be an out-of-context quote/double-slash joke/"Brady Quinn is gay" reference done right

Ditto.

Kevin Garnett = Cormac McCarthy.

I know Gus Johnson isn't for everyone, but Jesus Christ he makes every 3rd down feel like a Hail Mary with the game in the balance. I love it.

DFWYCFCM and I had a bit of a feud/ludicrously stupid (in hindsight) flame war going on for a while, but that's really good.

Jordan Farmar is, of course, Philip Roth.

Ugh. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, makes me angrier than retards re-stating the punchline of a good joke sans minor technical components like humor & form.

Just so we're clear, some Simpsons jpeg's are still good, right?

I kid, I kid. He's a creepy looking guy, and drumming really accentuates one's lankiness. Though I still say the tallest person in a good band was Krist Novecelic.

This motherfucker is a poet.

As a 6'5" person, go fuck yourself.