If Jurassic Park were on the Sci-Fi channel, they would have called it "Dinosaur Forest."

+1

It all makes sense now.

Not before Vin Baker does.

Um, fucking seriously? I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

but man, there's just something in the water down there.

Public service announcement: Hawks-Heat is going into OT #3 on TNT

I gotta admit, I don't really get the whole James Blake thing, but this is one of two songs of his I do like.

And now, for your regularly scheduled indie post-rock DUAN recommendation:

First four-game losing streak of Jamie Dixon's career, and we (I don't typically say "we" for my sports teams, but considering I'm going to be paying off my debt to Pitt for the rest of my natural born days, fuck it) have made the tourney every year since I was a Freshman (and before that as well, but that's my frame…

They'd won one conference game in two years, so I'm going to let that slide. What I'm not so willing to let slide is Ashton Gibbs slapping that guy on the wrist for the game-winning And-1 on his way to a uncontested lay-up. Either fucking foul him or don't.

DePaul? DePaul!?!?!? De.Fucking.Paul!

What, no AJ roast from Dash?

Wait, a Google search reveals I was not ONE of the favorites; I was THE favorite.

The Orange Bowl Mascot Will Never Juice Again

That's still two more points than Bill Plaschke ever had.

Don't get me fucking started on Pitt; I'm still coming to terms with the very real possibility we may not even be a Tourney team this year. I have to think beating DePaul remains a foregone conclusion, if for nothing else than my own sanity.

I would trade Blatche for a $50 gift card to Chipotle and a bag of basketballs. He has the basketball IQ of a potato and thinks he's Chris Webber with deeper range. They need an actual low-post presence at the 4 and a legitimate scorer at the 3, meaning I'd be happy with either Davis or Barnes and a half-decent…

They're averaging 85 a game, with nobody putting up more than 14. John Wall, Nick Young, and JaVale McGee are the only three worth a damn on the whole roster. Vesely, the #6 pick from the last draft, hasn't suited up yet, but he's only going to help so much.