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Before this abbreviated season started, I told anyone who would listen that the Wizards would be in competition for the 8-spot in the East. Six games in and I can't wait for Anthony Davis to replace the suck-hole that is Andray Blatche. Have I mentioned lately how much I hate sports?

Seriously. My favorite part were the 3-4 people whose actual suggestions were that they be hired as contributors.

Never been to UAE, but my best travel advice in general is to keep your wallet in your front pocket. Picked that up on my semester abroad six years ago and haven't looked back (and it came in handy again three years ago, when I fought off a pickpocket in Spain who otherwise would have made off with a sweet bounty of a

In case anybody missed it, this is the funniest comment I've read in a fortnight.

You had me at "bacon," not to mention it's two bucks cheaper. However, unless they decide to make the drive down 95 to the District, I appear to be shit out of luck.

Korean BBQ tacos > everything that is not Korean BBQ tacos.

+1

"I added my Christmas list at the end."

That's great.

Providing Children With Help and Hope

Cocaine, Suicide, Women, And Guns

Well, I was pointing out that Jackie Battle is black, but Drew already corrected himself and I can't get this photo to go away. So, uh, yeah.

What It Sounds Like To Sit Next To The World’s Most Annoying Miami Heat Fan

Come on now, that's not fair.

Jesus. The only thing less cool than constantly obsessing over the comments on a blog you visit is doing it for one you don't.

Don't get me fucking started on Skrillex. He actually used to be the lead singer of a screamo band, but apparently thought "no, fuck this, I can be even more insufferable. Where's my turntable?"

RG3 is an animal but the UW quarterback (Price) has stolen the show, actually. 450 yds and 4 TDs passing and another 3 scores on the ground.