I feel proud for approving that, and would also like to nominate the entire comment section on that post for some sort of yearly award while I'm at it.

A stamp from Essen, in what was then West Germany, has a perfectly centered postmark over a commemoration of a 1200 year old cathedral. This, of course, represents Tebow's staunch, and very public, Christian faith...

One of these days, Cory Lidle jokes will have run their course. Today is not that day.

Fine work.

Remind me again why anyone wants in play in New York? You make sex with a woman, because you're a single man and it's fun, and it inevitably makes the newspaper.

Get ready for bulging, bursting pleasure with horny gay, bi, and bi-curious studs. Just 99 cents per minute...

[cums]

That's great. Here's an equally great compilation of the epigraphs from every episode.

So, Men's Health named Jennifer Aniston the "Sexiest Woman of All-Time."

I first saw the Keys back when they were still touring as a duo and I've never seen two people make so much noise in all my life— they really blew the roof off the place. It'll be weird seeing them in so much larger a venue, but good for them. Arctic Monkeys are a pretty solid opener too.

I've actually never been to an arena show either, so that's probably another reason to just sack up and do it. They're playing Philly the next night though and I have multiple friends there going to that so I must make a roadtrip out of it. If you haven't seen them live before, you've made a good decision.

I fucking love the Black Keys, but to pay $70 to see them on their arena tour or to not pay $70 to see them on their arena tour? Granted, the first two times I saw them were both free, so I'd still be coming out ahead in the long run, but fuck, $70 buys a lot of weed.

"Victim 9"... said that "on at least one occasion he screamed for help, knowing that Sandusky's wife was upstairs, but no one ever came..."

"You have reached the voicemail of Bus Cook. To leave a message for Brett Favre, please press 4.5 or wait for the beep."

Well-crafted, sir.

You know, some of us actually do like the NBA.

I will always be indebted to you so that I don't have to watch that asshole

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He also wished Steve McNair best of luck in returning from that migraine.