We're faced with a chicken-and-egg dilemma here.

+1

Reports also indicate Mike McQueary walked in on a tumor physically assaulting Paterno's capillary in 1998 but failed to report it to his brain.

Who knew that burying your head in sand for 20 years could have negative effects on your health?

How Delonte West’s Mental Illness Affected LeBron’s Final Year In Cleveland, And Why You Never Heard About It

I guess that gives new meaning to the term "self high five."

There is one little detail that more or less ruins the new Bird business.

The Packers Are 9

There hasn't been this much failure surrounding the Second Mile since Chris Berman's ill-fated attempt to run the 1986 Boston Marathon.

Bravo.

"Look, I had no idea how old that cartoon bird was, okay?"

You would never see Bob Costas waiting on someone's lawn.

Work has been a bitch and a half lately, but I'm trying. I don't offend enough people in my day-to-day activities otherwise.

Consider this a belated +1

That is artwork, right there. Thank you.

So I haven't been around much lately... what was the very best PSU joke made?

Ironically enough, a Rock Center is what Sandusky promised the young boys they would would find after he dipped his dick in a cotton candy machine.

It's not uncommon for pilots to be docked

Actually, he's not talking about the lock-out at all. His new job is head of PR for ExxonMobil's hydrofracking department.

The Pitt Athletic Department settled on depression awareness as their championed cause after QB Tino Sunseri attempted to shoot himself in the head and instead hit a bystander ten yards to his left.