Ha. My dad actually does have a Shuler jersey (bought in earnest his rookie year) that I could ironically reappropriate. Tough choice.

Two CFB thoughts:

Their best song is actually "Houdini."

Well, am going to see Foster the People and Cults at the 9:30 club later this month even though it's the same night my beloved 'Skins take on the abso-fuckin-lutely despised Cowboys on MNF. For once, the indie side of me defeats the sports side.

Never Teach Your Kids About Lightning

Summit only has freshmen and sophomores

Excellent.

There was a write-up about him in this morning's Express version of the Washington Post (a condensed version of the paper they give out for free to Metro riders) and it felt a little like worlds colliding. There was brief mention of how different his "Internet work" is but I still imagined a bunch of old ladies on the…

Anything and everything on Boar's Head brand bread. Pretty sure they bake it with crack.

Metal thread you say?

+1

Paul Pierce And Michael Beasley Had Asthma Attacks During A Game In China, Because Everyone Was Smoking

God, Lady Gaga is so edgy. She's been dressing up and performing as an Italian-American man, when she's really an Italian-American woman. That's so edgy! Where does she come up with this stuff? Did I mention how edgy that is?

The last time a basketball player connected on a punchline, Rudy Tomjanovich almost died.

the man now suffers only from eyelid swelling and minor double vision.

"Damnit, now people are going to think I didn't earn this job either."

I call shenanigans. According to the box score, this game was played in Baltimore, yet everyone in the crowd is wearing Yankees jerseys/colors.

JaMarcus Russell's canoe-mate will let you know he tips all too well.

Dr. Chao, who is actually a quarter Spanish, responded to the original accusations of malpractice with "What? That's bullshit. I never performed any surgery by the sea."