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Usually you have to wait for the first round of a Spelling Bee to see a Pole react so badly to pressure.

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The most recent charge stems from accusations by his ex that he parked his tricycle in her exit lane.

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a series of live transmissions from a reporter stationed at ankle level

In a pre-emptive move against a possible invasion of African killer bees, the United States readies their WASPs at the shore.

Pictured: what Michael Vick would look like by the time Shaq got done with him.

O my god were r u can i have u bak i miss u to whts yur number pls baby i want u bak do u love me

It's a crazy notion to me too but I know a lot of people who think his music is just god awful and a lot who would knock a child out of the way to get to one of his cigarette buts. Nothing in between.

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He's probably the most polarizing man in music, but for the other Tom Waits fans out there— thoughts on the new song? Big thumbs up here.

I hate teenagers at 25. I'm going to be a crotchety old hermit by 29, arent I?

-Any woman deciding on anything, ever

Woke up and went to bathroom, turned on light slowly. Same ol story. Damn! Lol

Whereas "Bruce Fucking Chan" was Pitchfork's pithy three-word review of Springsteen's uninspired Americana folk cover of "The Greatest."

$100 for a block that flattens an opponent

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The Two Pro Wrestlers You’d Least Expect To Date

the password at Bears training camp is Sweetness34.

lmao oomf eating coco puffs

Sliding 90 feet from home is otherwise known as a "James Byrd."