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Caddyshack is an awful movie.

Selina Miller, who has addresses in both Santa Monica and Columbus

The same official added that the Raiders are the only business that has ever said no when he called and asked to leave a message.

A houseboat on Lake Powell would be the goddamn TITS.

New York's books won't look anything like Milwaukee's.

What's your number in Cleveland?

"Now I realize that I will be sitting on a big German man's face for the rest of my life."

"and if Mr. Perot doesn't see that, he's clearly not a basketball guy."

Son of a bitch...

"Scoreboard," the defendant said.

Excellent.

"can you make a funny noise?"

and characterized the situation as "an astounding failure by Conan."

How else is anyone at a Pirate game going to get to second base?

I'm so proud.

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@Phil Mickelsons Man Tits:

Only the best band in the history of bands. If you get the chance to see them live and don't you should sekkupu yourself.

I picked a bad time to convert to basic cable.