That's actually a photo of Lindsay Lohan following a recent binge.

In Garnett's defense, that ball boy was Gen. Stanley McChrystal.

@abrahamburger: 75K in the hole for a BA in Sociology; currently a part-time blogger struggling to land temporary data entry gigs. Shit sucks half the time but I have fun.

Marking the first time an ASU student has ever put their all into a goal.

Notre Dame couldn't be any whiter if it had James Van Der Beek at center. Godamnit.

Saw Greg Oden at the bar last night. He left with a chick who was about the size of his dick.

The last blouse invention out of DC is a second button that won't open unless you drive a Lexus.

This blue looks green.

@Gamboa Constrictor: Just that "I Will Possess Your Heart" isn't exactly a fair measuring stick. I'm a fan — if you don't dig the sound then you don't dig the sound, but there's some actual depth if you care to look for it.

@Gamboa Constrictor:

@BeerbogganingGoldMedalist: Kind of enjoyed the Josh Homme remix of this a little more, but killer track.

So has anyone else read the GQ piece on AJ? It reads like 4 pages of someone pointing to their nose and making a sniffing noise.

"Lost your star? Join the club."

@MarkKelsosMigraine: The State of Wyoming and I had a very ill-timed disagreement over a very small amount of plant matter on the move out here. I was on my way to rob a bank though, if that's cooler.

@UweBollocks: @Tulos_Mullet: Thanks fellas. 52 is too young for anyone.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Well, in the past ~6 weeks, I quit my job, sold my possessions, moved cross-country to Oregon in my Saturn, spent 4 days in jail, and lost my mom to a heart attack. Dick jokes have unfortunately taken a back seat.

Ironically, the Brett Favre impersonator, much like Brett Favre himself, is a couple inches too short.

Should it matter, if there's precedent?

It's so convenient that football is played in frame-by-frame sequence now.

I vote MTV's Teen Mom shows for the worst fucking thing to ever fucking exist. I tend to get up in arms about my fair share of shit but their perpetual glorification of teenage pregnancy is just vile, repugnant stuff.