And here I thought Deadspin's hack problems were over once Dash left.

Nuthin'. And I really don't think I need to be talkin' to you nee-thur.

@Karlifornia: +1

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@Greek McPapadopoulos: See above about Durant out-rebounding Oden.

@Greek McPapadopoulos: See above about Durant out-rebounding Oden.

@Greek McPapadopoulos: See above about Durant out-rebounding Oden.

@SomewhereOverDwayneBowe: Seriously. People point to how "dominant" Greg Oden was, while conveniently overlooking KD's year-long case that he's actually an alien sent to Earth with the expressed intent to score buckets. Oh, all while averaging MORE rebounds than the "dominant" Oden.

@Greek McPapadopoulos: The only thing PER is proof of is that John Hollinger is an idiot. It just irks me when the topic of Oden over Durant comes up, and everyone goes "well yeah, in hindsight."

but who otherwise looked like the ghost of Bill Russell

Well, how is Tom Cruise going to fuck Katie Holmes now?

@UweBollocks: That's some fine craftmanship.

While the laptop is damaged from its fall out a window and will not function, it would definitely be of the highest entertainment value.

We have less than two years to prepare ourselves, or just make peace.

Drunk Chicagoan Scales Dinosaur After Bears

Holt and Hill must have no contact with Westmoreland, cannot possess firearms and must remain drug and alcohol free.

Christopher Reeve thinks that photo hits a bit close to home.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: +1

"Joke's on you; these are beef jerky strands affixed with Gouda."

@Hecuba and a Polo: Ah, apologies. I'm sure your life is perfectly cromulent.