@Gottliebs Cards: But enough about Lisa Lampanelli.

@Hecuba and a Polo: No it wasn't, get a life.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: +1

Eventual, Inevitable Quintuple-Double

There hasn't been a hotter hand in sports since Andy Irons' doctor came by for a check-up.

@LastShiancoeInParis: +1

Middle School Trick Play Is Clever, Calls For Superlatives

Murder Suspect Arrested At NBA Game

carrying a no-holds barred opinion

@flyingcolors: Because they're animals, running strictly as a

Nothing in sports pisses me off more than racehorses being treated

I feel like the blue-ribbon panel did what a lot of us do: they

The last time someone was this wrong about a tie game, David

@Hatey McLife: Damnit.

So what? The Orioles have had their last 17 seasons canceled by asbestos.

@Hatey McLife: Ah yes. Excellent.

@Hatey McLife: Was there a cock shot released that my RSS feed failed to pick up on?

Upon arrival, a second doctor told me to take off my pants, pull out my genitals, and lie on my back.

@ParkPlace: I hesitate to respond with this, because this is a really cool story and I don't want this to turn into a "Durr, Battle of the Sexes, Durr" kind of thing — but the level of play between Women's college basketball and Men's is extremely different.

This is just like Juwanna Mann, only interesting.