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Maybe Renteria's the Robert Horry of baseball.

The Chiefs have a cupcake schedule

Watch Boomer Esiason And Shannon Sharpe Take A Bad Joke To Absurd Lengths

Smoke Weed Unabashedly In Front Of Texas

Meanwhile, Andy Reid's Bail Bonds Reimbursement Tour stretches all the way from one upstairs bedroom to the other.

steamrolled by Utah

Zack De La Rocha thinks that whoever it is can go fuck himself.

CHINAMAN ASSAULTS CITIZEN FROM VEHICLE, NEXT ON FOXNEWS

@Arthur_Digby_Sellers: +1

Venting to her about my annoyance with picking up after my husband she simply said, "I wish your grandfather was still alive so that I could pick up after him."

@WhoDoYouKnowHere: Excellent.

Well, at least he'll leave a pretty corpse.

"Ah, Hell, Let's Just Root For The Comet"

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Steve McNair: still dead.

"Hey, the paint's been my home since 1866, too."

How Much Would It Take For You To Be A Cannibal?

We've all watched, rapt

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