Jenn Sterger Lawyers Up

@Pete Gaines: Just as well, wouldn't have much use for a children's small.

@Pete Gaines: I won the first week they had nothing to give. Still waiting on my bullshit signed by a rapper.

This Morning's Loser: People Who Wonder Why Any Of This Matters

Worse yet, just as Alex Rodriguez was scoring the go-ahead run, W. was photographed reading My Pet Goat to his beer vendor.

I would like to nominate "tossed beats" as the very worst euphemism for jacking it I've ever heard. It doesn't make sense, and my mouth tastes like Zima just saying it.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Damnit.

Australian Team Accused Of Chucking Washing Machine Out Of Window

And the other 60% involve Brett Myers.

apparently she became chummy with Boynton.

John Salley Story Corner

@Gottliebs Cards: +1

Yao — all 4'10" of him — was disqualified

@Delonte, Interrupted: I can't play well with others =(.

There has also been speculation that all of the publicity surrounding Beasley and marijuana was actually intended to cover up his use of harder drugs

Shrinking Violet is also what they called Brett Favre after his jersey ended up in his washer-load of jockstraps.

Time-Traveling Hillbilly Arrives Too Late To Warn Crowd About Spread Offense

Brett Favre's penis is the gift that keeps on giving

@CJ's Ranch of Death: Do I know you?

@A Duck With a Lisp: What is this, a fucking interventon? Go tell somebody who cares.