@vodkanaut: +1

@ClintonPortishead: =( = ( =(. Now how will I know I'm better than Phintastic?

@pootnah: Breaking news: I'm a dick.

@Can-We-Trust-Bermuda: Yeah, not how it was originally written. Thanks for playing though.

@Drew Magary: I APOLOGIZE FOR NOT CORRECTLY COMPREHENDING YOUR AMBIGUOUS STATEMENT THE FIRST TIME. I WILL REFRAIN FROM FUTURE ATTEMPTS TO EDIFY, SIR. IS THIS FUNNY IF I WRITE IT IN ALL CAPS? NO?

Graham "Blister in the Sun" Gano

Harrison got traded to the Eagles, Drew.

@voteforme: Actually I'm not sure that you do, but we'll agree to disagree.

Force = Ass (x) Exploitation

@J-No:

I for one am shocked that the 70 year old Polack from Pittsburgh has some backwards views on sexual harassment.

@CandyBacon: Hey, I too wish venereal diseases upon my siblings.

@voteforme: And that's your opinion, which is fine. It's just that South Park will never deign to defend itself with "no, it's just ironic" - South Park has no interest in defending itself to anyone. Satire, though perhaps unpalatable to you in its cruder forms, is nonetheless a basic form of political (or cultural)…

@voteforme: It's not ironic. It's satire. Two very different things.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Ah sorry. My roommate is a Bills' fan; I guess I've just been desensitized to the misery.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Also his football team will still be in operation in 3 years.

•Remember those guys who pretended to be Russians at the Heat preseason game? After snookering local media, it seems they're prepared to keep the characters going through the season.

@Dandy Koufax: Given the conext of this thread I believe that'd be a 4"04" error.

You could also try dipping your laptop in cold water.

@AzureTexan: Personally, I can't believe Rowan Atkinson got Knighted.