Tuesday's Italy-Serbia Euro qualifier was called before it began

@ScientificMapp: "No, there's no way somebody already made a homophone joke...but, I guess I should check just to be sure..."

@David Hume: That's beautiful

Pretty much everyone on UCLA in the mid-90s was taking money from agents

What am I doing here? I have a J-School degree.

Actually, it's spelled "050."

"I call this one Stu Scott's Christmas."

@Tulos_Mullet: Going to Phoenix for 3 days for business in a few weeks. Yee-fucking-haw.

It's official: two hits are better than none.

Someone want to explain to me how acting without class is supposed to be empowering? I understand that systemically, men face less scrutiny for a lot worse, but the idea here should be to elevate sex-based behavior/attitude unilaterally - not create some sort of bastardized, backward-facing version of "equality" by…

Double post, rough morning.

Shaq also wanted to purchase the World's smallest elephant, but was disappointed to learn it was just Mitch Albom.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: +1

@Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: Buy! Sell! Magic Johnson has AIDS!

"Didn't there used to be a loofa here?"

"5 dollar pedestrian fee? You got off easy."

"moss, vikings" was Stevie Wonder's response to how he ever knows which way is North.

Capitalism: Everyone Get All That You Can When You Can, Unless You're Black And Vocal And Kind Of Large, In Which Case Could You Please Step Back A Few Feet And Be Happy For Whatever Scraps We Throw You

The trade happened.

Little known fact: 90% of the missed connections in Cleveland are between the two ends of a belt.