Whereas Hooking Up At The Brown Game is what Karen Owens titled her essay about fucking Josh Gibson.

Also Jewish? Marlins ownership. Why else would they be so intent on losing their stars?

Bolivia held a friendly match to commemorate the re-opening of the newly refurbished La Paz stadium on Sunday.

@Delonte, Interrupted: Hear hear

Also, those redactions are what the picture book of this ordeal would look like if she had gone to Alcorn State.

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@See you suckers later: That's great.

@Hit Bull Win Steak: No.

@ClueHeywood: Thank you. Everyone going "so she likes to fuck, so what?" is missing the point.

Steve Phillips' house?

@Steve Grogan Bud Bowl MVP: Fair enough. In that case I agree, but will continue to call her a whore round these parts for the same reason I do everything here - I think it's funny.

@twoeightnine: A pre-emptive redaction...genuis.

@I Like Cheap Beer: ha

I believe a "Deadspin" is what's currently happening in Elizabeth Cady Stanton's casket.

@Steve Grogan Bud Bowl MVP: Because if there's one thing that Deadspin comments are, it's "fair."

OWW-UH SENTIENCE IS MORE IMPORTAHNT THAN YOUR-UHH SENTIENCE

@Tulos_Mullet: Who?

As the ashamed whore in question, I am aroused at your choice to include all the names that you did. While I cannot go 5 seconds without sucking an athlete's cock, this item was never meant to be seen outside of a very small circle of people, very much unlike my own cooch. Obviously, we have gone viral. However, your s…

For reference, the most male-dominated audience is for men's college lacrosse, with 88 percent of viewers having at least one Y chromosome.

I'd guess, too, that retired NFL players, as a group, are in better health than other males of the same age.