Hey, I wonder what Bill Simmons' slapdick friends think about this!

@two dollar seats: +1

Worried about the cost? The Jets pay for it all.

Dork Beats Other Dork

Somewhere right now Russell Brand is opening a suitcase full of soccer balls.

@PolkPanther: Well at least now you can finally get some recogn — what's that? Anonymous internet message board, you say? Well, shit.

After a three year hiatus from making a living from performing professionally, Sarah Donaldson is looking to come out from behind the desk where she found happiness in the world of Entertainment Business to return to the spotlight once again.

you cheat on the last play of the game and beat the Irish? (Points to the sky) God's gonna get you.

"Hmmm, what if I just put the mayo and the hot sauce in the same jar?"

@bevraj of choice: Nice.

Her cousin House diagnoses strange medical conditions from the upstairs bedroom.

Dear Canadian Sir,

He added that he still hadn't been informed of his firing, but didn't care.

Do You Believe In Owning A Sad, Bedridden Ex

it is important for you to learn the signs of and how to react to a concussion

Campdick is also what Jaycee Dugard grew to fear the most.

@Shut up, Dorn: Not by a long mile

Warning: Do Not Place Near Barbie

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@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: Shit a brick down their throats, pose a simple question re: a point made - who's counting?