By any measure, Dantonio made a terrible call.

@Steve U: "Fuck off."

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: I was mistaken for black on at least 3 occasions in the old days of DUAN. Cognitive dissonance FTW.

@Tulos_Mullet: Congrats on the star. I take it you received your complimentary prostitute?

@MarkKelsosMigraine: 25 this fall. Looking forward to getting raped a little less on car insurance.

@Armen Tamzarian: 24, but hyperbole knows no age of consent.

I don't even have a joke. That's the single stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.

Don't do anything, just live in a hotel until you find out you aren't getting traded.

NO thank you as you are refusing to remove it? I will be at local police office tonight then

@FEAST: Ouch. +1

@HockeyMountain: Wait, one of those girls struggling mightily with logic? Impossible.

Laugh all you want; he paid Terrell Owens 15k for that.

Matt Forte Put A Bun In The Wrong Oven

saying, hey, no one told us about a friendly.

Isn't everyone aging?

@Kid Canada: At least you'll get tried in juvenile court.

Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Nothin to Fuck With

"Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go have sweaty sex with this male Brazilian prostitute. He's a 65 real man."

Well, I posted a pretty innocuous comment on Jezebel referring to how massively fat Arteha Franklin is, and I was warned and had it moved to "#offensive" in minutes. So there goes that form of entertainment.