@Gourmet Spud: Oh I'm not saying we should give this kid an award for excellence in conflict resolution, I just can't believe he's painted as the villain for not acquiescing to some oldheads assaulting him.

I love how everyone just grants old people inculpability for their actions because they're old. Grandpa Time over there got Don Zimmer'ed like he deserved, and he's lucky it wasn't worse.

Creepiest Fan Ever Has 1300 Cheerleader Videos

Yeah, because if Lindsay Lohan needs anything, it's more powdery white things all up in her face.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: No I think the only other work I'm familiar with is a couple essays; I'll give it a look.

@FarmRaised: Cormac McCarthy is Faulkner on acid (huge fan).

@Gottliebs Cards: Also no, the marquee win was the erasure of WVU's national title hopes in '07 when they were ranked 2nd in the BCS.

@Gottliebs Cards: The guy can recruit; we've been a pipeline of NFL talent of late, but who gives a shit if it all falls apart in the games? Every key game, they find a way to blow it.

"HALL of Fame!? HALL of Fame?! Wake up, Reali. This is obviously a CORRIDOR, and I, for one, am not buying it."

On the road, in an impossibly tough environment, against a good team in a key game, marching down the field in the last minute with a chance for the win, and then effectively play for overtime? Really?

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Pretty sure we've had this convo before, but I'm still a big believer in The Corrections. Of the contemporaries I'm familiar with, it's the closest thing to the Roth/DeLillo canon (apart from, of course, Roth & DeLillo).

@juanvaldez13: It's always funniest the 5th time around.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: What are "Things said by Mary Magdalene while looking for work"?

@j.blo: Yeah I didn't realize that wasn't actually the name until too late (I avoid political talk-shows like the plague). It still seems possible though.

@ArkansasFred: Excellent.

CONFESSION: I've always been VERY jealous of Spud Webb's ability to drive drunk.

- "Alright, Joe, now it's just time to name this show. Say, how would you feel if we made it sound like a second-rate comedy club in SoHo?"

Well, I'm pretty sure they both failed Trig.

Nolan Ryan threw 100 mph fastballs at my head and he and Robin Ventura beat me up at the Church of Jesus Christ.

Stick her next to Lindsay Lohan and you have the physical embodiment of a Joe Penhall play.