Somebody should re-cut Caddyshack with a movie that's actually funny.

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against Alabama, and it is awfully uncomfortable.

Except the bull, of course.

even if he had to use his fingers and toes to count them.

5. I'll tell you about the time we saw Bob Dylan's penis.

Well, he does love to force things into double coverage.

Mocking the dead? Check, check and double-check.

Whereas Robin Williams uses horrible photoshop to prove that no, really, he can really do real, serious acting. Seriously. Really.

@Arctic16: Read it again.

Let's not forget Magic Johnson, who also contacted an infamous disease by failing to protect his brain.

David Hasselhoff, visibly upset at the comedienne having gone too far, stood up right there and yelled "That's it. That's the last straw!"

not that it's offensive or misogynistic — because really, what isn't?

If you'll all pardon me from actually making a joke for once, David Wingo a.k.a. Ola Podrida (co-author of this post) is pretty great. Looking forward to Will Sheff's article on the Longhorns BCS chances this year.

@Hatey McLife: No, but interestingly enough, the "every kiss begins with K" motto is taken directly from Darryl Strawberry's honeymoon.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Never caught a Yankees broadcast in my life, so sure? (Though that would mean Wikipedia lead me wrong, which is highly unlikely).

I can only assume he's not talking about the Potassium

lol yeah I was gonna catch it but I lost it so I wasn't going to get hit in the face.

Uh..could give two shits about going after Brett Favre, but a couple of unknown female Olympians? Really? This post can't possibly get that many hits, but still it's worth it to throw muck at some young women (who will no doubt be applying for jobs at companies that know what Google is) based purely on superficial…

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