the insufferable David Cross

Read more in my upcoming book exploring the relationship between middle-aged beach fashion & moral relativism, Shades of [Jim] Gray.

And That'll Do It For Chipper

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Willie Nelson is sweet, it's just now that the term "hipster" has gone culturally mainstream, it gets slapped on every dude under 30 wearing a hat. Just like how every woman over 40 with a working vagina is a cougar. Annoying.

Old Person #1: Hey, look at that. What is that?

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: +1

@Hit Bull Win Steak: Levi Johnston?

Say Goodbye To The New Jersey Nets

Not a fan of how they get u hooked w/ 2 seasons then bring on the barrage of homosexuality

Meanwhile, in the garage of homosexuality, Andy Dick laughs hysterically after threatening someone with an "oil check" for the 500th time.

The falsetto is slightly off-putting at first, until realizing all the weight Drew lost was in his testicles.

The dialogue becomes so much more snappier when you replace "Maverick" with "Romo's Bitch"

"Third-rate wrappers are the worst."

The last time something British was forced into animation, Ringo Starr had just seen Weekend at Bernie's 2 and had a great new idea on how to finally get that loan application co-signed.

Drunk, Barefoot, Soiled, In A Ditch

I almost got into a fistfight with a roadie for Insane Clown Posse when I was 17 because I was drunk and yelled out "ICP SUCKS DICK" across the street to their parked tour bus. I think all he ended up doing was hitting me with his cigarette.

some people just win better than others. Like the fallibility of man

I interviewed him while he was urinating. In Spanish.

15 times the amount of testosterone necessary

@apd09: I watched the first 20 seconds and then actually said out loud to myself "Nope, don't wanna see this" and shut it off. Deer hunting isn't exactly a sport but at least the deers aren't tethered to a pole.