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It’s been said elsewhere (and better), but although Omarosa is, at best, an unreliable narrator, that doesn’t mean that she’s wrong in the claims she’s making relative to Trump and his administration.

Thus the wages of electing a failed businessman-cum-reality TV star to the office of POTUS: we elect a shifty,…

That's amazing! I have the same combination on my luggage!

Hey I’m a freelancer, I’m only shaming myself! 

Failure to secure a load? Odd, that’s how I wound up with twins.

Is there an IQ test that ranges from 1 to 1000?

It’s like Schrodinger’s Presidency.

My ex-MIL has often insisted that Trump has an IQ in the 150s, but I’m beginning to get the impression that he’s actually not the sharpest tool in the shed.

So in the past week Putin has appointed Steven Seagal as special ambassador to the US and Trump is now embroiled in a secret recordings controversy with Omarosa Manigault Newman.

I don’t think you mean it, but you seem to be romanticizing old German Nazis. There is nothing honorable about the old or new Nazis. 

It is so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up.

It’s not nearly as tiresome as constantly having to explain what the Constitution actually says to someone whose only memory thereof is of the dream they were having while they dozed through middle school Civics class.

The First Amendment states that CONGRESS cannot pass any laws that restrict speech. They’re free to say or think whatever they like and I’m free to regard them as the garbage humans they are.

Oh damn the explicit reference to white supremacists is wonderful and fitting. 

Nothing puts a fatass racist off more than chafing those buttery thighs of theirs.

Decent folks are weary of being told we need to respect these obnoxious gassy trolls and their “opinions” as if they’re genuine “viewpoints”, just like how we’re tired of pretending that the bloated orange dotard is a real person and something “more” than a stupid television character run completely amok. “Proud…

I am more inviting.

Hatred has no welcome solace here.

This may be bigger than we thought. It turns out that there were many early, unsuccessful attempts at this BMW theft scheme worldwide that only succeeded in disabling the turn signals.

GOP: We don’t have a gun problem in this country, we have a mental health problem.