Invite us over for the weekend?

easy there Gallagher

*suddenly a spotlight in the shape of a grille with 7 slots lights up the sky, the Tracy signal has been activated*

My house has a clean, well manicured back yard and a suspicious lack of rust piles and oil stains.  How can I quickly remedy this?

The hamster wheel bearing is trashed. 

If I was the engineer I would have leaned on that God-damned horn like a fucking New York cab driver.

pretty sure the train swerved to try and hit the truck =)

Yes. Six or so passenger cars are MUCH lighter than a mile of loaded freight container cars. Also that train probably has to go really slow through that section as it’s residential and right next to the roadway.

I find pedantry like this deeply satisfying.

The Truck Almost Hits The Train

Those same things that suggest coherence also sound exactly like schizophrenia. You can’t imagine the way the switch just flips.

You must’ve worked on this all the livelong days...

Thankfully the truck driver was a trained professional.. this whole thing could have gone off the rails.

Right. I’m pretty cynical about it. I think you have be. Police interrogations don’t really mean shit in determining mental stability. He needs a series of psych-evals. It would be pretty fucking easy to sit there and say to a cop what you think a crazy person would say in that situation.

They stamped it, didn’t they? Those damn Gideons....

It’s always hard to tell how much is performance.

The biggest problem with Weezer is that everyone was an idiot in 1996.

I couldn’t possibly care any less about Aerosmith, but those Metro Vans are cool.

Here’s some follow-up - he’s been charged with civil rights violations and BPD is investigating as a potential hate crime.