CleverUsername
CleverUsername
11/13/19
4:14 PM
280

This reminds me of when Nicholas Sparks said he doesn’t write romance novels and that he was actually the natural successor to Hemingway, Shakespeare, and Euripides. (I’m 100% serious about this.)

11/13/19
3:57 PM
527

asdkfjdk my GOD woman, get your head out of your ass. Sarah, you write shitty teen romance YA, you’re not out here writing the next Booker Prize novel. Of course a college junior, who is presumably in her twenties and you know, at university to challenge herself academically, wants to read something with more Read more

11/13/19
3:05 PM
123

How about the mistake of buying a series of websites and then somehow through complete incompetence and malice flushed their popularity down the toilet? Read more

11/13/19
2:38 PM
102

Man, I buy the wrong milk once and it’s still brought up, and this dude is over here forgiving the murder and dismemberment of a journalist. Read more

11/12/19
8:06 AM
2

That’s the dance I plan to do if I ever get the COTD. It’ll be less like Swazey, more like Farley. 

11/11/19
10:52 PM
17

I swear I’ve seen a lot of COTD’s in my life, Brad. But, That. Was. Awesome.

11/11/19
12:53 PM
15

Pretty sure it’s real.  I see signs for pumpkin spice oil changes.