FAKE TELEMETRY!

He’d get it up to 110 32mph, claim it was 250, and call any reports to the contrary traitorous fake news.

He’d get it up to 110mph, claim it was 250, and call any reports to the contrary traitorous fake news.

Which is exactly why I joined the Air Force.

We regret to report that both Yanny and Laurel and 25 other civilians were collateral damage in yesterday’s bombing.

Fun way to recycle a crappy hatchback.

Ya know, even though no one is actually trying to take these idiots’ guns away - they sure seem to continuously demonstrate good reasons why we should take their guns away.

I didn’t realize “Oh, the places you’ll go” had another literal meaning.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I could be wrong, but I think collusion with a foreign government to win a domestic election is in fact a crime.

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Apparently he doesn’t mind Spanish when it gets him paid.

Are you sure? This is on their website:

Racist fucker

Aaron Schlossberg

I’m pretty sure you can be both. Sunlight is the best disinfectant, but cleaning up can be super gross

Should I be happy that these fucksticks are being called out publicly, or disappointed that it seems like there are so many of them?

Honestly, “no one knows who you are” is about the best insult I can imagine levying at a narcissistic individual.

Twice in my life, I’ve had someone hit me with a line I thought only cropped up in shitty television and films: “Do you know who I am?” as a means of saying, “I am important, and therefore you should give…

These are the same people who think cybersecurity is worthless and not needed.

The CNN report doesn’t say what happens if and when those enforcers turn up a banned phone during work hours,