I feel like Orlove might have a use for a wheel mounted to the roof of his Beetle.

For real.

“...when they returned home he told them what he had done. The following morning his parents contacted police.”

“Now, instead of just learning information about the next-gen Jeep from rumor-mills, I was helping decide what the next Jeep would become. For me, it was riveting.”

What would be the absolute worst consequence if Twitter just banned Trump?

It’s understandable that he’s keeping he door open at this point. The real determining factor will be the results of the 2018 campaign and election cycle.

I’m pretty sure that Hulu is only running the more recent five or so episodes of The Good Place.

Yeah, but when you do it yourself, you get to stand in your driveway and yell “BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD” to no one in particular when you’re done. You can also drive by the alignment shop and flip them the bird, because they’ll totally understand what’s going on.

Who hurt you?

I’m spoiled in that the closest zoo to me is the National Zoo in DC. As I understand it, the zoo functions both as a sanctuary for animals unfit to return to the wild and as a research facility to support wildlife conservation. The elephant habitat is enormous and houses seven elephants currently, all or most of which…

It’s back up to $183 on Amazon. Ugh.

It’s back up to $183 on Amazon. Ugh.

Does America have a more advanced criminal black market than othe Westernized countries? Please explain.

No.

“Honey, I know I slept with your sister, but at least I didn’t sleep with everyone in your family, right? I mean, that would have really been bad.”

“Criminals will always be able to have guns”

My older brother patiently explained to me how to drive a manual in his fox-body Mustang on the empty roads in the back of our unfinished neighborhood. He was an unmitigated asshole with whom I shared almost no positive memories, so part of me wonders if he just wanted to rob my dad of the experience, but,…

When I was lucky enough to get a tour of the West Wing. It was clear that every step we took through the building was closely watched and we could be removed at a moment’s notice if we got out of line, touched something we shouldn’t have, or if a more important party needed to use the space. I was grated a sale…

I know, right? I’m beginning to think that electing a reality show host might have been a bad idea.

But gun carriers do provide the added bonus of confusing police.

Why have a wall? Undocumented immigrants aren’t going to be stopped by a wall.