Since the horse has a brain and isn’t entirely under her control, isn’t there some legal leeway here?

Nah. I married a keeper.

To be fair, there’s a shitload of us.

“We cannot and will not tolerate behavior that is disrespectful, hurtful and compromises the integrity of the department and the City of Miami,” Alfonso said.

Thrift store. Five bucks. Removed the ranks and insignias, but left the name.

Ahem, 2002s are relatively easy to maintain. Honestly, there are no WTF components.

He did.

Yep. He said he wanted to be a car. I just assumed he wanted to be my car.

Yep. Vehicle barriers certainly present challenges, especially when municipalities start asking for them to be decorated and/or movable.

She really has her father’s lies.

Normal vehicle barrier bollards aren’t really that expensive, but a lot of municipalities don’t like them.

“Why can’t you compromise?”

WTF is the warrant for? Can you be charged with a drug crime if law enforcement finds traces of narcotics? Literally how much is a “trace amount” and what is the supposed crime and punishment here?

What does this comment have to do with cars? I thought Jalopnik was an automotive blog.

I D.A.R.E. you to come up with a better idea.

What agency awarded the contract?

So, is ICE Trump’s SS?

Being old.

He’s spent 1/3 of his time as President at a property owned by him. WTF?!

I think you missed the point.