“Trail of Confederate Tears” is my favorite suggestion so far.

Already wrote that one in.

If it were a super rare piece of history, I might be hesitant to beat on it, but then, that’s why I don’t drive a piece of history.

They should just add to it. They should erect a statue of Robert E. Lee waiving a white flag.

This video, or, at least a picture of this dude, needs to be posted in response to every alt-right troll playing internet tough guy from here to eternity.

My maternal grandmother’s maiden name is Lee. I’ve yet to confirm it, but there is a good chance that I’m related, distantly, to Robert E. Lee’s family.

Taste the meat, not your seat.

Remember when the black guy got elected and all these right wingers thought that The Black Panthers were going to violently get out of control?

Bullshit.

PAO on the mind, Patrick?

Fuck that. If I’m going out, I’m taking some fucking Nazis with me.

This may come as a shock, but racists are stupid.

That is remarkably dim.

I feel the need to point out that the BMW’s turn signal was in use.

No. We hate both.

I truly hate fellow enthusiasts who think that their car is a license to act like an asshole.

I would say BMW 2002s, but they’re getting expensive enough as it is.

PSA: Ovuoure going to take long walks in Chuck Taylors, buy some orthodic insoles with some arch support. Your feet will thank you.