I need to bring my gun to the airport because of all the nutjobs who feel the need to bring their guns to the airport.

Go ahead and fuck right the Hell off.

So I’d rather see — I’d rather see replace. I’d rather add the replace. And we have a very good plan. That’s the one thing, we really have a good plan.

In college, my roommate missed his flight to join me in Rome. Desperate to help, the ticket agent sheepishly offered, “The only flight I can get you on any time soon has an 8-hour layover in Amsterdam.”

The first time I noticed my privilege was reentering the US from Mexico in Eagle Pass, TX. I was 16, and with my dad. The agents barely glanced inside my bag. No dogs came near me. I could have had a pound of heroin in there, and no one would have caught it.

I’m not a Trump supported, moron.

I’m recalling all the bullshit comments claiming that Jalopnik should “Stick to reporting on car stuff” every time Trump is mentioned.

Someone should really adjust the audio track accordingly.

My grandfather was a flight instructor for the Navy in WWII. A guy he knew had an engine failure in a prop-driven trainer, so, per SOP, he bailed out and let the plane crash.

Imagine how his the price would be if they put good motorcycle parts in them.

#yeahIsaidit

This may come as a shock, but racists are stupid.

I used to day dream about slapping George W. Bush.

My collection of various Star Wars and automotive themed Lego sets proves that, at times, I’m very much a child. I just don’t beat people for cutting me off in traffic.

I’d probably immediately realize that you lose the moral high ground when you start beating someone with a fish club over a traffic dispute.

You had my agreement until you supported violence against people you don’t like.

A friend from college and her road trip-mate got hustled like this by small town cops in Texas. Of course, they were speeding with weed in the car.

Bonus points to Jaguar for cramming a V12 into a front-mid layout.

The Trump Administration keeps trying to tell everyone how evil and terrible they are, but 40% of you just aren’t listening.

“Let’s talk about how you might soften your punches,” says a man who is getting punched in the face.