Overrated doesn't mean it isn't delicious.

Nutella is the most wildly overrated spread. FACT.

I tell my now dwindling numbers of childless friends not to have kids so I can still enjoy their friendship. I don't mind my pain in the ass kids, its all the other fucking parents I have to deal with. The worst are the newbie parents judging me, fuck you, I've been doing this for 15 years, I don't care what your…

Did Mario Lopez just tell us he went down on Sarah Palin?

I love this look. His disgusted face is similar to mine.

Always do the baby shower postnatal. Then there's booze.

"I pee all over the place"

This is a perfect example of how I have to now click on every celeb-oriented headline to find my beloved Dirt Bag. Please bring the tags back into the functionality of kinja

The star of the upcoming film "Gangy 5"

They're from France.

Can we talk about that green dress made for a six-breasted junior?

Oh those are the ones you place the heads of your fallen enemies on!

Thanks, Obama!

"Bro-iest of bros" works and all, but this is what I like to call "Mr. Frat-tastic". He is legion.

So that's what those thoughts are called! I rescue fantasy so hard sometimes—in fact, just this past week has been those thoughts in my head.

Yes! I tend to put people on a pedestal and expect irrational things from them. It's not fair to them, I know. Also, I totally feel you about the whole doing something nice for someone and hoping they take notice of you. Thanks so much for sharing and I hope everything works out for you.

This is really TMI but I love my body naked. I hate my body in clothes. I think the way that fashion is right now it is incredibly time consuming and expensive to dress well if your body is not a certain way. I feel like that's maybe similar to what you are saying? I'm 25 by the way and I feel embarrassed about not…

I have done that. For me it was a kind of a sub group of, 'fake it till you make it', and it really helped. I eventually moved from "How would a normal..." to: "How do 'I' really feel or think about this?" When you are not sure what 'normal' is, it is fucking exhausting. So many folks don't get that. For a few years…

I feel that. I think of it as the "battery low" time, when I need to be seriously by myself and recharge.

sometimes instead of having natural reactions and responses to things, I find myself thinking, "how would a normal human act in this situation?" It's fucking weird. Like I'm writing a scene instead of living it for real.