Can we officially declare anti-vegetarians as more irritating then vegetarians already? I've witnessed vegetarians living up to the "smug, self-righteous" stereotype maybe once in my life. Yet hardly a week goes by where I don't witness meat-eaters making a bunch of shrill remarks about how insufferable vegetarians…

I don't actually hear a lot of vegetarians telling me they're healthier. But I sure do hear a lot of meat eaters telling me vegetarianism IS AN EVIL FILTHY LIE.

Shit like this is why I bought a door handle with a lock and installed on my bedroom door when I was twelve. I bought it with my birthday money.

First-world problems, yo. The more important thing is that they're learning to use their voices collectively.

OK confession time, and haters gonna hate. I bought this course a few years ago. And I have to say, I have found it enormously powerful and helpful. And I'm no sniveling new agey helpless female who doesn't know woo woo from reality. The CU practice is not for everyone, but it definitely helped me get the courage and…

But, but... Her surgeon can evaluate anyone's mental status in under a minute.

I don't think I would trust this woman's intuition enough to hire her as a dog trainer.

Posted this question last night but didn't receive any responses. Basically my husband is a man child who never sees things the way I do. I have tried working it out but I'm beginning to think we're just incompatable. Maybe it's time to end this but he refuses to let me and my child go. How should I go about this?

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

Well, Mark now you've gone and done it..straight women are in love with you. Me, anyway.

I just looked at it and thought that the size of the eye is so large that the pressure of the fluid in it would be too great and the eye would burst. This might be something to point out to UFO conspiracy theorists that believe in the classic Gray.

Wait so if it's cake, I can serve that for dessert at my wedding right?

1. Make sure that your man is cured to a water content less than 80%. Your man should then keep without spoiling at larder temperatures for a time depending on fat content.

PREACH

My response, when I saw this on a friend's FB feed yesterday with his line "pretty accurate," was "Start every sentence with 'You know you're banging a narcissist when he thinks...' and sort it out from there." My addition actually does make that list pretty darn useful!

It's not pizza. It's more like pizza-flavoured quiche.

To quote my mother, "they all looks the same in your stomach."

I been around! I think. Sometimes I smoke too much and just talk to the screen and forget to actually respond.

So true. Go ahead and enjoy your weird, tomato sauce-filled bread bowl if you wish. But don't sully the good name of pizza. Dominos and Papa Johns are doing enough damage as it is.

So, for #1, respond to body shaming with more body shaming? Got it.