Okay serious question. Who *really* says tuna fish sandwich? I mean, I thought it was a joke but do people really call it that instead of just a tuna sandwich? Is it a geographical thing? I just feel like the fish is redundant because it's not like there is a tuna mammal that it could be confused with.

A vasectomy for boys at birth (quick, easy, and painless), reversible upon verified proof of a six-figure income, is a viable option; I vote for that.

Oh, like hell do they sell alcohol before they sell boba. Tell me how that makes sense. Tell me, Starbucks.

Kesha.

Hmm.. I think we need to work on the name "big herbal" a bit. Isn't quite catchy enough, plus some people might mistake it for a specific type of weed...

What the fuck is wrong with your high school newspaper that it accepts ridiculous lists like "Worst Muppets"?

Would you let your daughter date a corporation?

Seriously. If jesus appeared tomorrow, he'd be like, children are fucking dying of diarrhea in many parts of the world and this is what you choose to spend your time on?

I don't feel religiously fulfilled as an American until I've imposed my will on other people. Because God is all about love, and America is all about freedom.

Hey, Rob! Here's some inspiration for your next article:

The only thing that bothered me was that you didn't provide at least a picture for every entry. Not that doing my own Google search for them was difficult, but part of penning an article is making sure your own work is complete.

My high school journalism teacher would have roasted you in front of the class if you had…

It's the Harrison Bergeron Gym, apparently.

Seriously. As a full time worker and mother, there are some days where the microwave is necessary. Most days we are cooking from scratch, but I hardly consider myself a lazy asshole for reheating leftovers in the microwave once in a while when we are in a hurry.

Haha looking like a man in a dress is bad and anyone who looks like a man in a dress (trans woman? Drag artist? Cis crossdresser? Who knows, spin the wheel!) should feel bad.

Meryl is just on her own level of fabulosity. She could wear dirty sweatpants & still be fabulous. As much as I adore Tina, she ain't got shit on Meryl.

bitches be cray

I feel like I'm definitely in the minority when it comes to liking Sofia Coppolas work. I really really liked her Marie Antoinette!

I dunno, I actually think a Sofia Coppola helmed live action Little Mermaid movie written by the Edward Scissorhands writer would be... totally amazing. I mean, think the source material way more than the Disney movie. (Which I LOVE, don't get me wrong, but they're just totally different animals.) Anyway, sorry if…

If they do not cast David Giutoli as Prince Eric, I may have to boycott this film. He literally IS Prince Eric, it's like they grew him in a lab

At some point it'd be really neat if Sophia Coppola decided to make a movie that wasn't all about how tough it is to be a princess.