but also because the land on which it is held is a prehistoric lake bed, so it used to have a beach, and now it's just all beach.

Water trucks. It's the adult equivalent of chasing an ice cream truck.

What about the FEMA camps? Those places suck. I haven't been in one in years, but the trailers were made with toxic levels of formaldehyde, there was rampant crime, and tensions ran pretty miserably high in those cramped little hellholes. Living through the aftermath if Hurricane Katrina really drove home the point…

That was pretty much the theme of the Dr. Bronner's camp at Burning Man in 2013. Except for spraying peppermint foam at people without giving them enough water to wash off the burning soap, it was pretty awesome.

I got about 90 seconds into the first episode. I couldn't understand any words they were saying, and when they showed the corpse I got up and said "Fuck this shit. I don't care, I can't understand it, and I'm tired of watching shows about dead women." My husband pleaded "Remember Twin Peaks" but I have better things…

I used to sell Steve fabric (true story) and he was always nice and funny (and very flirty without being creepy). Basically I really enjoyed talking with him. But as soon as he was talking to or about a celebrity he went into typical Hollywood mode, as evidenced here. Whatevs.

Why punish the vegetarians?! We've been ponting this shit out for years! Avocados are the vegetarians' equivalent of steak.

Yes please!

It was terrible! Last night, partially inspired by this thread, I drained the blood from under the nail. I was so scared, but it didn't hurt at all, and I had instant relief from the swelling. I spent the rest of the night with a huge grin on my face because I DID IT!

I can't stop giggling.

I got stitches this week! I slammed my finger in the car door (in the Disneyland parking lot) and it was really bad. We still went into the park and saw a RN at first aid; she basically ordered us to leave and go to urgent care (leaving Disneyland to get stitches made me CRY!). I got 3 stitches, barely didn't freak…

I saw them at UCB in LA last year, and I didn't get a single joke or reference. A lot of people were cracking up, and the ladies certainly were committed, but for me it was an entire hour of 'what?'. Also the show was oversold, so I had to sit in the aisle. Sad night!

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I think that conclusion was a HUGE jump.

I didn't mean to post anything at all. Kinja + iPhone x stoned = serious clusterfuck.

I will donate my fucking uterus RIGHT NOW. Please, just take it out.

If anything, being black would make him better at killing people.

Least upsetting to an non art history major, perhaps. I feel like I truly enacted real change... at least this story is .000001% less disturbing. Now I'm going to set my hair on fire cause fuck this guy.