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Clementine Clownshoes
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Picasso?

Juicing can make you poooooop. When I juice I do it in the morning and don't leave the house for about 1h. Be prepared, and don't be alarmed. You'll get used to it after a couple weeks.

That's a pretty dainty way to carry your guns, dudes.

I was also in speech therapy for a variety of reasons for years. I finally learned to do S! Within 3 months of that milestone both of my front teeth had to be pulled (they were done on the same day), and my therapist helped me learn to do S on my bottom teeth. I loved going to speech therapy, so I was OK with the

Circle skirts are easy, but hemming could be frustrating for someone who doesn't have a lot of skills or knowledge about how fabric works. I usually help beginners make a simple tote bag, where size and fabric choice isn't so essential. Craftsy has lots of tutorials, and Craftster is very supportive. Don't be afraid

He poked his head out to tell you his feelings and then retreated to the friendly safety of his shell. Time to lure that turtle head back out!

I went to an all Staedtler store in Nuremberg and it was fucking amazing. So many pens!

I'm picturing trash bags of crawfish heads and gagging. I would have cut the toe off myself.

What's Up? made me LOL

You should hear the shit Norweigans say about you. The Danes seem to hate you too. I was very surprised to find out about it. Seems like you're "the Florida of Scandinavia," but I can't find anything wrong with you. Drama!

Christopher Fucking Plummer?!

"I remember when you were in Riverside" is now my go-to put-down.

Are you in El Segundo?

As a blonde haired, blue eyed child ALL fucking dolls looked like me (except the freckles, which I hated as a kid). My AG doll had brown hair (but still blue eyes), and had me believing in Santa for another 2 years cause there was NO WAY my parents would have spent money on that!

I asked him to wash the dishes from the meals I cooked him yesterday, and he called me names and took a pan of cooking food off the stove and threw it on the floor, then picked up the food and threw it in the sink that gets clogged easily. Sitting in my car, trying to think of where to spend my day now.

My husband's defense is "But I'm trying to RELAX!"

Test is negative! Or 'neggo' as the kids are calling it. Thanks for the support! I didn't tell anyone, not even my husband. I'll just sit back and enjoy this no-period thing for a few more days. Celebratory 5:41 am cocktails for meeeeeee!

I especially loathe it because my period is 2 days late.

I'm volunteering at a 1926 movie theater about 7 miles from where she lived, and this past Friday we showed Rebecca. I was campaigning HARD to get Ms. Fontaine to attend, but she wasn't feeling up to it. Opportunity lost forever!