It's bread, duh.

I have the kind that causes cervical cancer, so if I were cheating on my husband I would definitely disclose that to my man-mistress. Otherwise, yeah, mention it when you first discuss going condom-less. It's not a big deal. Unless it's the kind that causes cancer. And even then, easy to treat, but it took me 6 months…

I'm 26. If I had to re-enroll in school I don't know what I would do! Luckily I finished when I was 21, before I realized "none of that is going to happen and I don't even actually want it to". If that at least helps relate to your younger peers... They're young! They don't know any better yet. At least you have a…

Make sure there's nothing that HAS to be done. Any conceivable task has already been taken care of. And then accept that as A Cleaner, it's how she interacts, or shows she cares, or fills blank time, or meditates, or deals with having a bunch of people in her home. She probably won't shut herself in the kitchen the…

Suffragette City, babycakes. It's in Suffragettefordshire, about 2 hours outside of London.

Have lots of ice, make sure everyone has drinks!

Be sure to get there early for the TSA lines.

That's some fucked up shit, and I'm happy that your kid has such a protective momma to balance the parental influence.

Why are you judging me????

We should have a Jez Rav group!

Ice bong, baby! Problem solved!

When we first moved in together my husband actually told me that the person (me.) who did the cooking should also do the cleaning, because they were the one who decided to get try dishes dirty. Four years later, he's started cleaning dishes without me asking, and I'm patiently waiting for him to realize his fucked up…

Even if they're having problems, that doesn't mean that their relationship can't be a good example. They're been together for 30 years! And they are obviously still putting effort into it by seeking counseling. Ask them about the first 20 years.

Whenever I tell people my name is Julianne they say "Hi Julian" and I inform them that as a biological and cultural woman I use the female form of the name.

I have 17 pairs with different colored lenses I change with my outfit. I have 5 with me on vacation right now.

WTF is a walking closet? Does it roam the streets of SF search for well-heeled hipsters to consume? Does it have anything in common with a walk-in closet, or is the similarity just a coincidence?

My favorite deserts are bananas foster (New Orleans classic!) and crêpes au citron.

When I was 12, I AIMed with a guy in his 40s. Nothing happened, but he asked to meet, and for some reason didn't happen (I was apathetic, but not against the attention). I was very sad and lonely. Somehow my mom found out, and police were involved (they interviewed me), and I've never wanted to know how THAT worked…

Season 6 of True Blood has an episode that takes place around Terry's funeral. I think episode 9? It was great, and my husband cried the whole time. I am totally stone faced in situations like that, so it was sliiightly awkward. Though not as awkward as when I was laughing at the crying parts at my cousin's wedding…