Hatters gonna hat.

It sucks when one person is trying to be "I can control how I react to this and I will not blow up" and the other party is getting carried away and intoxicated by their own anger. Being calm can trigger even more rage! <—- my weekend

It sucks when one person is trying to be "I can control how I react to this and I will not blow up" and the other party is getting carried away and intoxicated by their own anger. Being calm can trigger even more rage! <—- my weekend

I had my cervix frozen to remove precancerous cells. My gyno called it a vag-sicle. I was cold for a while and couldn't have sex for 6 weeks. So careful what you wish for!

I had my cervix frozen to remove precancerous cells. My gyno called it a vag-sicle. I was cold for a while and couldn't have sex for 6 weeks. So careful what you wish for!

'Not having their shit together' is a big thing. My husband and I struggle with this, and it's definitely a major source of conflict and resentment. We're making progress, but I wish we had honestly confronted this discrepancy before we were married. I was young and naïve, and I set myself up for a lot of heartache.

He goes to Burning Man; while there ARE republicans there, it's not likely. Though he does get there on his private plane... I think you're safe though.

What if you wash your face only with filtered water? Then you can be beautiful AND lick down a reputation as the dorm diva! People will be impressed by your high standards.

I met her at an art market last month! She came into my tent! Super cool lady!

That's very naughty of you.

Let the sugar addictions begin!

Can I volunteer my husband? It will take that long to convince him.

I think she's biting her nails. Cause she's naughty.

The only people I've ever known who liked that band were really dumb strippers. The smart strippers had much better taste in music.

Children of the Corn. You're setting yourself up for disaster.

I want to name a cat that now

I like how ambiguous and specific 'bedmate' is. "We just share a bed, nothing else!"

They have costume parties at least once a month!

They're mostly just different shades of red, though the 86-pack has a few browns as well.