I'm going to be Lady Disco Steve Zissou because I happen to own a metallic aqua bodysuit (and I'm going to a Bill Murray costume party in 2 weeks)

Is there any slaughterhouse that isn't controversial?

That there's the stuff of dreams.

I'm fascinated by shiny skin. My face is always sooo dryyy.

Christina's face is almost as shiny as Winona's dress!.And so dies any chance I had of being invited to brunch.

Gitmo's got a couple vacancies.

What's up with the backwards flags on those boxers? Is that some kind of cryptic message where you look at the fabric in a mirror and it spells out plans for overthrowing the government? Paul is dead!

I saw Blue Man Group on Saturday and the hipsters had so many AD jokes and not a single one was funny.

New Orleans has a reading for the blind radio station and they did Anne back in 2007. Winter nights from 7-8, I'd listen to my story and snuggle up around the house and work on little projects. It felt so perfect, and safe, and peaceful, and I was 20 so life was super perfect then. Thanks for the memory.

I met my husband when I was 22 and he was 39. When he wakes up I'm going to ask him this question!

My husband doesn't let anything go, ever, and it makes me paranoid that everything I'm doing now will be ammunition against me in the future.

I'm theoretically in favor of period sex, but in reality when I'm menstruating I do not want to be touched, except maybe sometimes for a back rub. No hand holding either! I just want to be on my own.

There's a 'Jezebel - LA' group on Facebook, with mostly west-side ladies.

Louisiana had a program where high school students who met certain basic requirements (2.5 GPA, typing classes, etc) could attend public college for free for 4 years. I had a scholarship from University of New Orleans to pay for books.

I know a few people with $50k+ student loans, and fashion degrees. IT'S A DUMB INVESTMENT!

I saw him at the tiny airport on Catalina Island during the Superbowl. We were both eating lunch at the cafe and then he hopped in his plane and flew away!

I found it at a health store, Rainbow Acres. I've seen it online too. The brand is Margarite.

After a bad fight I mentally pack my station wagon with my favorite possessions and hit the road! It's a 30 hour drive though so I usually turn back before imaginary Arizona.

Everyone remarks on how friggin nice my husband is, and it's true. But he can be incredibly controlling and nit-picky, and when he gets mad he can get mean. He totally gaslights me (I used to love that movie) and doesn't even realize the ways he undermines me. I don't cry in front of him when we're fighting because it…